- Why was six afraid of seven? "Because seven, eight, nine!"
- What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.
- What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock. - What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays. - What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck. - What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint. - Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy. - What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Something between us smells!” - Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball. - What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a half a worm. - Why was the bicycle lying down?
It was two-tired. - How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles. - When is the best time to eat French fries? On Fridays!
- Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying all of a sudden? Is everything okay? - Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says mooooo!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wah. Wah who? It’s-a me, Mario!
- What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath
- Why did the cow do jumping jacks? To try and make a milkshake
- Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
- What do eggs do when they go to the gym? They Eggercise!